Archive for the ‘General’ Category

Why men are better than women

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Because in our 30's we still have conversations like this:- .: kna :. says : right.. dumb question, does Wolverine have something which straightens his hand when he puts his claws out or do you think it's just instinctive for him to make sure his hand isn't pointing in such a way ...

Restoring white grout

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

If I've learned anything from this debacle, it's that "White Shoe Scuff Repair" really is brilliant at whitening grout.

Decorating is for fools

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

I just don't get it.. I'm decorating A BATHROOM, it's not the Sistine Chapel or anything. Granted, this has taken me just as long, partly due to my general procrastination and partly due to circumstance but it just seems like I'm thwarted at every turn by something or other not ...

What News?

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

As part of a little personal experiment, I've not read/seen any mainstream press or media for a week now and have to admit I feel pretty good about things.

Close enough..

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

You know the Simpson's Halloween episode, Time and Punishment, where Homer goes back in time and affects the future? It ends up with him trying to be really careful and messing things up royally, so in the end he just goes crazy and when he goes back everything is *almost* ...

Exams not getting easier then?

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Commiserations to the 4 people in the UK who didn't manage to pass their A-Levels.

On doing the ‘Dad’ thing..

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

So I'm stood there being the 'tickle' monster, threatening the kids on the Trampoline.. probably about 5 of them. I thought "What on Earth am I doing? Three years ago kids used to terrify me!" It's funny how you stop caring what they think of you when you realise that they're ...

My Neighbourhood

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

You know sometimes I hate where I live and sometimes I like it.. today was both simultaneously. Some twats (one with a German registered plate!) decided it'd be fun to speed round the crescent like idiots, wheel-spinning around the corners. That's why I hate it.. I like it because within about 30 ...

How to be a shit parent..

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

A police officer who was attacked by a teenage mob says the group acted like animals.Two officers were set on by a group, some wearing school uniform, in Croydon, South London, after they asked a teenage girl to pick up a fast-food wrapper she had dropped. She picked it up but ...

Photos on Flickr

Friday, July 4th, 2008

In case you wondered, I have compiled a list of the top 10 photo types on Flickr, this should help you on what to tune out of when you're looking through public photos for something interesting. People pretending they're hot in Second Life Japanese Models (Never nude) Children Two People Smiling, throwing faux gang ...